The X-Men Walk Into a Bar

The X-Men walk into a bar.

Except for Kitty Pride, who simply phases through it.
And Nightcrawler, who teleports past it just in time.The Professor rolls right under it in his wheelchair.
The beautiful Storm was flying above it, of course.
So, truly, Wolverine and Colossus were the only ones.

A couple of X-Men walk into a bar. 

Wolverine orders a beer.
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